Saturday, August 15, 2015

WE DIDN'T HAVE "THE GREEN THING" !!!


WE DIDN'T HAVE
"THE GREEN THING" !!!

 


( Boy, now this is some truth, right here…  You tell her, Granny!!  /dt )


Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much
older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic
bags are not good for the environment.

The woman apologized to the young girl and explained,
“We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.”

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation
did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

The older lady said that she was right — our generation didn’t have
the “green thing” in its day.

The older lady went on to explain:

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the
store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized
and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really
were recycled. But we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused
for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags
was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books.

This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use
by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able
to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we
didn’t do the “green thing” back then.

We walked up stairs because we didn’t have an escalator in every store
and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into
a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn’t have the “green thing” in our day.

Back then we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the
throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling
machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our
clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from
their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back in our day.

Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?),
not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen we blended and
stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything
for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded
up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.
We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working
so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on
electricity.

But she’s right; we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a
plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with
ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor
instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn’t have the “green thing” back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to
school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service
in the family’s $45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did
before the”green thing.”

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power
a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a
signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the
nearest burger joint.

But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were
just because we didn’t have the “green thing” back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs
a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.

We don’t like being old in the first place,
so it doesn’t take much to piss us off…

Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smartass
who can’t make change without the cash register telling them how much.

1 comment:

Dan said...

Now the green thing that may be next is the NON-USE of Federal Reserve Notes as too many people are not using them properly.
How many of you know what a typesetter is except for the terms on a software program?
My father worked as a typesetter for which I learned the technology in Jr. High School, and that was to learn how to read upside down and backwards as that type had to be used in newspapers and books, and you had to know how to do spacing as well to make the column edges on straight lines.
Also, my Great Grandfather was a candy maker and invented a candy starching machine 100 years ago, and he used an actual Blue Print (the color of the paper) to have it drawn, yet today the draftsman work is done on computer software.