As you know my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. We
have been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and the
royal house of Clinton has been subjected to tiresome questions about
the tragic events in Benghazi–in the furthest regions of our empire.
Nevertheless,
I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the
people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as
one of you to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with
you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive
with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your
poverty and need with you.
How
well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were
impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we
hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to
remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from
the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.
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I posted this on Facebook twice and it was removed both times.
The genius of this is EXCELLENT !!
Satire is the legal substitute remedy
when you legally can't beat someone up
that you would like to
and that you KNOW deserves it....
The pen is as mighty as the sword,
Any questions?
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