Tuesday, November 12, 2013

OBAMA JOKE FORWARDED BY ERASMUS OF AMERICA - NOV. 12, 2013

OBAMA JOKE FORWARDED BY ERASMUS OF AMERICA - NOV. 12, 2013

On Sunday, November 10, 2013----david

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

            Cashier:
"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

            Obama:
"Truthfully, I did not br ing my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to.
I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

            Cashier:
"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

            Obama:
Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

            Cashier:
"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

            Obama:
"I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

            Cashier:
"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

            Obama:
Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don't have a clue.

            Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?
COMMENT BY ERASMUS OF AMERICA

     The joke above illustrates a reality about Obama. He has been in the White House for 5 years and still has no idea how to seriously boom the American economy. Excuses don't feed your family, pay your rent or mortgage payments, don't give you good jobs in America, or make it easy to start or run a successful business because the economy is booming and the people feel comfortable in spending!
     Pass our Omni Law which is posted on our national website and the economy will start running smoothly and run into higher and higher prosperity. Among our package of smart economic answers for America which can be done as soon as the Omni Law is done is use the economic answers endored by Albert Einstein years ago which would boom free enterprise if ever used in America and skyrocket the economy with good jobs and good times for those with businesses. Einstein was blackballed and censored against when he endorsed free enterprise as taught by a German economist endorsed by him as teaching the only true economic science in the 20th century. I studied under this German economist and 5 others of the most brilliant economists of America and Europe. It is a sad commentary on Congress that when at times I contacted Congress that I wanted to show them free enterprise answers that were endorsed by Albert Einstein when alive, no member of Congress ever answered back that they were interested in learning these Albert Einstein endorsed economic answers for free enterprise. By the way, Sir John Maynard Keynes rated the top economist in the 20th century in most economic references also endorsed the same economic answers as the likely economic answer for the world so if it wanted free enterprise instead of Communism in the world. His endorsement of these same economic principles as Albert Einstein was also censored and not reprinted in academic circles. Censorship by the power elite is very strong in academic circles when prosperity of the people, businesses, and nations threaten their power base of keeping the economic patient sick so they can milk him for all his life of all his blood or money in this case! It is like the doctor who is paid to keep the patient sick, not make him well.
     Pass my Omni Law and the economic crisis is over in America. I will bring in some very bright boys in economics and other needed professional fields and America will snap into a booming economy after that. As one very bright man was talking to two of us yesterday and I commented to my friend that we needed this bright young man to join with our Camelot Project once we were getting it set up. I wanted us to recruit him once we had an opening for him. And I commented I like to gather very bright people around me so we can maximize our results in what we commit to do. He made many comments which impressed us. One of them was a clever comment on Wash., D.C. He commented that America is run by two gangs in Congress called two political parties. They had a good racket going and didn't want to do what is right to solve the problems of America. It was time to bring forth some smart younger leadership into Congress to replace these two gangs not committed to do what is right for America and get the national problems finally acted on and solved for America! Interesting opinion! Privately I rate the Republican Party a little better than the Democratic, but both parties seem to too much represent what the power elite tell them to and loyalty to America and the American people is forgotten in the process. The Tea Party does not have all the answers, but I give them credit for at least trying to solve some of the problems of America. That is why they get smeared so hard in the liberal press of America. They want to be honest and being honest is forbidden to be in Congress!
     Our proposed Omni Law is shown on our website and basically is a modernized version of the old 10 Civil Tribune concept of ancient Rome which kept the would-be corrupt old Roman Republic honest and serving the people for several centuries until finally the corrupt figured out how to get rid of the 10 civil tribunes. Then the old Roman Republic became as corrupt as Wash., D.C. today and not giving a damn any longer about serving the people of the nation but ruling them as their masters like Wash., D.C. does today.
     Our national website is www.fastboomamericaneconomy.com . Our email is fastboomamericaneconomy.com@gmail.com . Our mailing address for payments if you don't want to place them through our website is NIFI, P.O. Box 1465, Seneca, SC 29679. Make checks, etc. out to NIFI and tell us what the payment is for whether products which help finance the Omni Law Drive or loan payments to the Omni Law Loan Program which helps finance the passage of the Omni Law. By the way, the moment the Omni Law is passed, Wash., D.C. can no longer steal money from your bank accounts and if you did a good exchange of currencies through such as the much talked about RV of currencies, if they try to steal your money, once the Omni Law is passed, we will have the federal thieves arrested for high treason and put them on trial for their lives if this is required so they understand in Wash., D.C. to not try and steal the your money from the bank accounts of you the people and businesses of America. When F.D.R. had his "10 day bankers' holiday" and closed all bank accounts for 10 days, when my mother's New York City bank account was reopened, she had $5,000 remaining and $295,000.00 had disappeared from her bank account. With similar things like this happening all over America, no banks were prosecuted by the federal government! You want to know why? After I studied all this economic science and history, I knew the answer! Wash., D.C. had stolen the $295,000 from my mother and large amounts from Americans and businesses all over the nation is why no banks got prosecuted for bank fraud or bank theft! The fed boys pocketed the money the same as Obama wants to do to you. I have sources reporting on his schemes against the American people to steal your money from you. Pass the Omni Law and your money is then safe in America. And if they had already stolen from your bank accounts, we will see the stolen money is restored to you and will then go after the power elite like the Wrath of God to charge them with high treason for this and we will shake all the money out of them until every penny of your money is restored to you!
     We are nasty boys! We are actually on the side of the American people and free enterprise! Also, something that Wash., D.C. has forgotten about and does not believe in anymore which is God-given rights and true freedom for the American people and businesses of America.
     Now the reverse of a joke about Obama. Instead a deadly but true story about Obama and shows why you should never turn your back on him and trust him with unchallengeed power. Before running for the White House, he raised nearly one million dollars for a relative of his in Kenya who headed up a terrorist organization in Kenya. Sources in Kenya reported this information to me. Also, they reported how Obama got the word out that he was a Muslim also when in Kenya visiting his relatives. The Muslim terrorists financed by Obama from Chicago burned down Christian churches in Kenya and at one Christian church of Black Christians they set the church on fire. When around 70 women and children came out, around 2,000 Muslim terrorists were waiting for them and with machetes chopped down the 70 or so Black Christian women and children. This is how much Obama loves the Christians in America who he will arrange the same fate for if you don't kick him out of the White House but let him get the angle how he can seize national power. He will try it if he thinks that he can get away with it.
     Pass this report all over America and pass the Omni Law as soon as possible. As Congress is not worth a damn in defending your legal rights nor defending your life and property from this Muslim-Communist Obama in the White House, pass the Omni Law and now and Obama and co-conspirators of high treason in Wash., D.C. are checkmated and end of threat to all Americans and businesses in America. Also, as the U.S. Supreme Court seems to uphold a federal police state instead of the U.S. Bill of Rights now, there are legal ways they can be fired from office and replaced with honest federal justices if required.
     Yours for God and Country, Erasmus of America (pen name for one who forgot long ago what fear is and so stands up for you until you learn that life is not worth living until you also forget fear of tyrants and tyrannies. And you like Patrick Henry are going to say, "Give me liberty or give me death!" When the people get strong, tyrannies melt away like ice melting fast in a hot summer sun! Life has no value without freedom, so stand up now and recapture control of America and restore freedom for all our people in America!)
      






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