Saturday, October 26, 2013

Just got my Obamacare ENROLLMENT Packet!

Just got my Obamacare ENROLLMENT Packet!

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my
"Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker.
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign.
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster.
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner.
· An application for unemployment and a free cell phone.
· An application for food stamps.
· A prayer rug.
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up.

Everything was made in " China " and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out.

Yours should be arriving soon!

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