Saturday, July 7, 2012

Fence Test

The Fence Test: You can't get any more accurate than this!



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberal's demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well consider it Forwarded…

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Conservatives don't want to tell people what to do?

So what's all this I hear about making English the 'national' or only 'legal' language in America? Or how about banning gay marriage because it 'destroys' the 'sanctity' of marriage? Or how about pro-lifers wanting to ban all abortions? Or people trying to stop the legalization of marijuana because they personally find it dangerous or immoral?

If conservatives actually let people live their lives in peace, they'd be pretty cool to get along with. But they breathe down people's necks just as much as liberals do. EVERYBODY wants to tell others how to live. The few people who don't, don't waste their silly time with politics and propaganda.

Being a blog that posts a lot of forward-thinking NESARA, ascension and disclosure news, I'm disappointed that the blog's authors seem to be living in yesterday. There sure is a lot of division being posted here under the plausible deniability of tongue-in-cheek jokes and chain letters.

Anonymous said...

Really? It seems to me that a lot of those could actually be the opposite especially when it comes to gay rights (because really the majority of gays on not conservative), woman's rights and generally conservatives would like to dictate their moral positions onto others. I find this statement to be very inaccurate but it would take a conservative to write it and believe that it was true.

Anonymous said...

You said it, don't think I need to elaborate more except if we are talking moving into the golden age of equality, this us versus them mentality has got to go. The only things I would add is the Conservatives trying to take women and their rights back to the dark ages. Imagine some states trying to charge women with murder for a MISCARRIAGE. If you ever experienced a miscarriage, it is one of the most painful experiences a mother (and father) can go through. How about trying to take away benefits to seniors, privitize social security, make our seniors even poorer. So conservatives are so good for this country. How about demonizing unions which have given us laws against child labor, some days off, fair wages and benefits. Wake up and smell the coffee. This is the Cabal's game that has kept us divided and enslaved for eons.. isn't it time to really move forward.

reenie said...

You hit the nail directly on the head! Thank you Anon 6:36
Peace (which liberals want)
Reenie